How Good Is Your Tree House?

After all the requests I've received I think it's finally time to tackle the worlds biggest question: How good is your tree house? In this blog post there were countless of different judging models that I could have followed but I figured it was in everyone best interest that I develop my own criteria. An important note is that this criteria uses the Good Point Factor or better known as the GPF. The higher the GPF the more influence the criteria has on the overall GPF of the tree house.

This list contains the top 5 GPF and is ordered from the lowest GPF to the greatest GPF:

5.  Wood Type, GPF = 3

You must be thinking, what do you mean the wood type? Yes you heard me. If you're running a basic Pine setup...come on. A Tiger wood from the jungle is a much better choice and exponentially a much better investment if you plan to resell your tree house in the end. However, in my opinion a nice Teak is where its at. No explanation needed.

In short. Get cooler wood. Don't run with the basic pine.

4. Height, GPF = 7

Height is a huge factor in tree house industry. Would you rather have a tree house the height of  the trees in your backyard or the height of the CN Tower? CN Tower, exactly. If you've made the mistake of not getting to the proper height of the CN Tower do not worry! The quick fix is to dig up all the trees in your yard and start stacking till you reach the height of around 533 m (and then you'' get some GPF's). I know my tree house I own is about the height of the Dubai Tower which is 828 m.

3. Flame Resistance, GPF = 28.5

If your tree house is not flame resistant who are you? This one just explains itself.

2. Elevator, GPF = 8999

Yes. I understand having a tree house the height of the CN Tower and an elevator don't mix. But listen, if you pull it off you're a god. Imagine ascending over 533 m on a shitty piece of wood. Damn. All the bystanders would flock to watch. I'm sure even the firemen and police would stop by at the bottom and watch.

1. Burger King Foot Lettuce, GPF = 9001

This is over 9000 because the thing you'd want in your tree house is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, it's not always be what you get. Burger King foot lettuce is difficult to master but once you get it down, your tree house would be unstoppable. My best friend mastered it back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Cheers.