Why Living in Space is Inevitable

At first I was thinking to take this Blog post to the comedic side of things, but in the end I truly believe there are real reasons as to why living in space will happen.

1. What the fuck is happening on earth?

      Okay but really, what is happening? Kinder-fucking-surprise eggs are still banned in the USA. How can Americans live on without knowing how delicious chocolate egg tastes? All of them should be grateful for what Elon Musk is doing.

      Mr. Musk is not trying to colonize mars to prolong the existence of humanity. No. That would be silly talk. Colonizing Mars is the first step in resuscitating Americans from their Kinderless life. The Americans can live their forever and enjoy all the chocolaty goodness and toys they want. Let's all take a moment of silence in honor of Mr. Musk.

2. I was going to list #2 but I need to be silent in honor of the modern day superhero Musk Man

3. Always been explorers

      Think about when you were a kid playing out doors, all you wanted to do was explore and learn about your surroundings. Now take an example from that history class you took in high school. You learned that Homo Sapiens have been traversing this Earth inside and out. Even a couple dozen years ago us humans have reached the deepest part of the ocean (Marianas trench). Also don't even attempt to forget that we went to the moon before and that NASA announced humans are going back in the year 2024.

      What idea I'm trying to convey is that humans have always been explorers. No matter the age. No matter the era of time.

      In conclusion, just like our ancestors explored earth and lived all over, we will explore space and live all over. And then the Americans will be able to experience the pure bliss that everyone else gets to by indulging their beautiful face with Kinder-fucking-Surprise eggs.

Cheers.

P.S. I did research after writing this to see if the Kinder Surprises were still banned in the USA. Welp, they are but are not at the same time. They go under an alias 'Kinder Joy' and are a little bit different than the Kinder Eggs we know and love, well... not for the Americans. Let's go to space.