The Jones Philosophy

Ever wondered what the greatest last name on earth is? Well, if you're like most people you never have before. But now that I have your attention I'm more than happy to answer that question.

To start off answering this question I wanted to lead you down the rabbit hole of rhyming and word connections. What is the coolest word in the world? Exactly, the word coolest. Coolest rhythms with Poolest. The biggest pool in the world, or in other terms the Poolest thing in this world is the pool at Crystal Lagoon at Citystars Sharm El Sheikh. This pool is 96,437 m² or 23.83 acres! Hmm, what else is 23.83 acres well if you've been property shopping lately you'll see this property in Decatur, TN for 23.83 acres. To cut this connection shorter and get into the meat and jelly of it, there is a person that lives in Tenseness who has the last name...*drum roll please*... Jones.

Yes, after that entire paragraph it was deduced that Jones is the greatest last name of all time. That's right. JONES.

The Jones Philosophy

"The last name Jones sounds good with any first name." - My brother

The first time my brother told me this I had no idea what to think of it. Surely there can't be one great last name but after much first name experiments I was convinced. The last name Jones sounds good with any first name.

Jacob Jones, Billy Jones, April Jones, Jimmy Jones, Samantha Jones, Carter Jones. No matter the name, no matter the game Jones just makes every full name sound EPIC. Samantha Jones especially, that name is badass. ALL OF THEM ARE.

Try it out, first with your name and then think of others. The Jones Philosophy guarantees it sounds good. Of course some Jonesed names sound cooler than others but there isn't one name that doesn't sound at least semi-epic.

Cheers.