Tim lived in a small suburban house on 7th street. You knew it was Tims house just by looking at it. The front lawn to the naked eye appeared as a velvet green sheet and the shingle on the house were ever so minty fresh. And don't even get started about the ever lasting gobstopper machine on Tims front lawn.
"Ahgghh another morning, another day," Tim belched as he go out of bed. "I love going to my job, it's just so much fun." Tim. He was an alcoholic. While the whole world viewed him as this amazing neighbor that nobody deserved Tim was actually suffering on the inside. To the point that he felt like he had no purpose in life.
But alas Tim got in his car after shotgunning a nice morning beer and drove off to work. Tim jived to his favorite artist along the way he sang "Cause baby you're a firrreeeework!" Katy Perry was his idol.
At work Tim did nothing except drink more beer. After all, he does work as a beer taster. You may think the job might be exciting - which it was - but the job fueled Tims alcoholism even more. Very unfortunate.
After work this one particular day Tim felt exceptionally sad he had no idea what he wanted to do with his life. "WHAT DO I DO?!" He yelled at the top of his lungs during his walk back from work (Tim forgot he drove).
It was at that moment that Tim realized how to turn his life around...he bought a dolphin.
*10 years later*
Tim was now the CEO to Tesla, SpaceX, Amazon and Google. When asked in an interview one day on how he managed to turn his life around Tim spoke, "So I bought a dolphin, then my life had a porpoise."
Cheers.
(P.S. I know dolphins are not porpoises don't @ me)
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