Cottage Cheese

"Cottage cheese please," cried the man with a wheeze.
"Oh no, please let me have my cottage cheese."
But what the cottage cheese please man with a wheeze didn't know is that he didn't have a wheeze for it was just Febreze.
So the cottage cheese please man with a wheeze who cried "Oh no, please let me have my cottage cheese," started spraying Febreze with ease.

"And that kids is the story of how the Febreze air freshener became known to the public," I said to the kids as I closed the book.

Cheers.